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Uncle Ralph: The "Dear Abby" for white trash, trailer trash, redneck. free business cards, free beer

 

The "Dear Abby" For Trailer Trash

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Card Type "A"

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The Text on the Back of  Most Cards

Reads:

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You have been given this card because

someone thinks you need help.

here is where to get it.

 

 

Plus a small sponsor ad.

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You've been given this card because someone thinks you need help.

Here's where you need to get it

www.AskUncleRalph.com

The Text on the Back of this card will show a small current sponsor ad.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for getting your butt beat for using these cards inappropriately.

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To get your free business cards, drop an e-mail to FreeCards@AskUncleRalph.com.  Be sure to specify card type "A", "B", "C".   Also please remember to provide your ship-to address. Your e-mail or mailing address will not be used in any other way than to ship your Ask Uncle Ralph Business Cards.   Included Free Shipping And Handling.  Note: Available only in the U.S.

[Editors Note: when you ask for cards, be sure to say how much you love Uncle Ralph.  It makes him feel good.]

 

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